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Kill Kill Kill: Don’t Go Low On Giraffes

By 08.01.12

A pride of lions has a giraffe surrounded, but the lions still have to tread carefully, as one wrong move and a kitty can get hoovestomped by Geoffrey the giraffe. I believe it was St. Cyprian of Carthage who said, “they can’t stomp you if you’re eating their asshole.” Good job by the lions applying that wisdom. It takes a few attempts at aggressive analingus to bring down their prey, but persistence and disciplined jaw movements win the day.


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