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By 08.27.12

“ILLUMINATI signs”

Jerry Jones has appeared in a few horrible commercials for Papa John’s and Pepsi over the years, but none of those have involved him rapping in the most generic hippity hop way possible. This one, well, it has Ol’ Dirty Double J spitting white hot lyrical fire at us about this pizza deal that’s going down. No references to glory holes or Susan Skaggs? That’s a letdown. There’s a great Slick Rick stories album in there, waiting to get out.


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