It appears that this man and his unfortunate initiation in the world of beer bong drinking was on the way to last Sunday’s Steelers-Browns game. Fitting, that that organized cult suicide of a game attracted all forms of doopiness toward it.
LEARN HOW TO TAKE A VIDEO WITH YOUR PHONE.
Also: I’m guessing that this guy never went to college.
RIGHT?? I have such a disproportionately angry response when I see videos like that.
Urge to kill rising…RISING
I’m glad I’m too old for those shenanigans now.
That dude might want to stick with sipping on some Zimas.
/pretty sure they don’t make Zima any more
Oh but in Japan they do:
That is AWESOME. Btw, Zima Gold or GTFO.
Just shotgun a beer instead. It can be done sitting down.
YES. Always thought shotgunning > beerbonging from a “lookit how manly I am” standpoint.
Agreed. Plus you don’t need a funnel and some tubing to shotgun a beer.
We cleaned out our beer-bong in college exactly 0 times, which I believe is about the national average.
Matt Leinart could not disagree more with SoS
The only way I like this is for an attractive, scantily clad young woman doing a keg stand.
I thought at the end he was going to hurl on the hot brunette. Slightly disappointed he didn’t.
What’s more embarrassing, nearly puking on a girl after failing with a pink beer bong or wearing a Browns shirt?
Browns shirt. Not even close
People these days with their fancy store bought beer bongs. Half of the fun is in the fabrication.
I knew an old man who made beer bongs (and straight-up smoking bongs) out of car parts in Arizona. Old hippies are cool like that.
The secret to successful beer bonging is to have a shutoff valve at the end of the hose. You can fill your funnel when the switch is closed, and then in one fluid motion, open the switch and giv’er. No fuss, no muss. We knew it was a must when we built ours.
I like the guy threatening to put the video on “linkedin”. Thats harsh bro, it could really hurt his chance at getting promoted to Supervisor of the Burning Pile of Tires.
Dat is funny right der!
Drinking is not a game. It is a skill.
It is not a sprint it is a MARATHON.
WCS seconds this motion.
Cleveland party buses: just regular city buses.
Drinking; it ends with an Amazon rainforest worth of paper towels.
Beer bongs are for amateurs. Sip your drinks. As Aesop said, the drinking tortoise always beats the drinking hare- then has freaky interracial sex with the hare’s girlfriend at the finish line while the hare is passed out with puke and Sharpie drawings of dicks on his fur.
Nice to Charlie Weis in the background.
It’d be a whole lot cooler (funnier) if he’d puked.
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