That might not have been the most derpy game of the season. I don’t know. Bears-Cowboys was pretty derpy, but tonight was right there with it. By the way, gonna be a real tough vote for Least this week.
If El Shitbox doesn’t win Least, we will parade around KSK Central for the discrimination!
/….doesn’t want to parade around Ape’s laptop.
I’m with the suggestion that the LEAST “award” be renamed in Nacho’s honor.
I dont know what’s worse consistently throwing short into double or tripe coverage or running into your own linemans ass to fumble. The Jets are on a new level of Derp
Is it too late to volunterr Josh Brent to drive Sanchez home?
Mark Sanchez Memorial Least or GTFO.
It’s got electrolytes
brb gonna go commit seppuku for improper apostrophe use
Oh my god Steve Young is incredible right now.
“As a quarterback you cannot accelerate your team downward. You have to at least be a parachute or something [stares at Dilfer].”
The knowing stare at Dilfer OWNED me.
Young is becoming my favorite NFL talking head type. And they say nothing good comes from multiple concussions…
Welp. I’m glad I haven’t been around much this year. Time to drink.
Mark Sanchez? Is that you?
@TomDanks it’s time for a new moniker
Yeah it’s been four plus years with this name, gonna be time for a new one soon ala Westbrook
If Sanchez isn’t the least, then this whole thing is a sham. A sham I tells ya!
On the other hand, he might be beyond leasty for this game.
Ape, who else are you even considering for Least? The Giants?
Don’t forget the Eagles on Thursday. Although I think Nacho takes the quesadilla this week.
Freeman was pretty fucking bad.
Dahntahn Ahntonio Brahn, but the Sanchez was so Leasty it’s not within light years.
I like to imagine him making this face when he goes to his hands and knees:
I gotta give that one to the probowl center.
Move over Tony Romo, now there’s someone derpier!
Yep Romo’s been a big bucket of derp in these back-to-back-to-back 4th quarter/OT rallies. Real stinker
Don’t let statistics get in the way of your subjective analysis though.
@ Bostjan: Is Romo your uncle or something?
And yet, somehow el shitobox has how many more playoff wins?
Bostjan is sworn to defend and be super defensive about Romo to the death.
It’s the only way “super” and “Romo” will appear in the same sentence anytime soon. Heyyyyy-o!
Can this entire night be made into a gif? And can it be broadcasted for all eternity into my retinas?
Oh, Nachito. Que lastima.
Holy fucking shit that was awful. There’s not much left to say. But let’s try anyway.
How sad, I was expecting Spreckenzee Douche or whatever his name is to show up here, talk shit on the Jets (and other “shit teams”), and proclaim the Patriots as our All-Knowing-Football Overlords-Who-Just-Lost-And-Will-Now-Be-Scrambling-For-A-First-Round-Bye. I love the KSK newbs who can’t take jokes or indiscriminate hate. The Jets may suck, but Jets fans here have always been respectful and entertaining (I’m looking at you, Formerly Known As Revisisle). Patriots fans…eh. If you can’t take a joke, why are you on this website.
And you guys may laugh at the Jets, but frees up Nacho’s gym schedule in Jan/Feb so he can get nice and buff before heading out to prom.
You hit the nail on the head about prom…
I feel bad for Revisle, he just seems sad. Poor guy.
I feel for RevisIsle – there is nothing like having a long suffering loser like the Jets boost your hopes for a while, only to completely implode. At least he is a good sport about it. As a Raiders fan I now revel in the Derp, otherwise my liver would explode.
this is a pretty clever av/user name
Give Speckenzee–uhh–that guy time. I told a fair share of you to eat dicks my first week or two around here, it takes time to get used to the fact that the Kommentariat is above the average Yahoo or NFL.com comment section and should be afforded the same kind of civility (obvious exception being Sill Bimmons, duh).
Also, the Patriots are your all-knowing overlords and the Jets are missing the playoffs. I’ll obviously be rooting for the meteor in these games, but I won’t complain if Baltimore and Philly manage to put together something resembling competence and knock all New York teams out of the post-season. Would be the lulz.
@BLL. I was one of those you told to eat dicks. They did not taste good. That is the last time I take yours or anyone else’s advice regarding dick eating.
KSK a love in… taste the hatred…. uh, I mean dicks… I mean…
/shows self out.
I took the time to lurk around here for a year before joining in the fun. This place breeds sarcastic, antagonizing humor, and you have to be able to take it if you’re going to dish it out.
It also really helps to admit that your team or hometown (if the two coincide) suck, have sucked, or will suck in the future. I’ve had the fortune of a fairly good team the last 15 years, but the stereotype of fat, drunk, cow-fucking Wisconsinites will never go away.
Nacho has to be least, Giants and Fracco have to be right behind him.
Is there something lower than Least? Piddlingist? Gutterish? Nacho-iest?
We need the all-Spanish Least/Meast award edition
transmitio en SAP
Which is more apt than I feel comfortable with.
Does his incredibly stereotypical Hispanic mustache count as him racially stereotyping himself?
I look forward to the Rex Ryan naming Nacho the starter vs the Chargers and watching the worst/best game ever. What is the record for turnovers combined in a game? I submit that Rivers and Nacho can best it.
/hope LT lisps the game
//somehow still a Chargers fan