I needed to replenish the beer supply so I stopped by my local major drug store with the cheapest beer prices this evening on the way home from work.
There was this guy with a big sign shouting at the top of his lungs in the parking lot. Now, I’ve seen Jesus shouters before but this man was on a mission. As most of you know I am pretty fucking far from being a “holy” man.
He proceeded to tell us all that we needed to be “accountable” that we needed to take “responsibility”.
He mentioned that “I don’t need to watch the news because I read Revelations and I know how it’s going to turn out”.
The he said:
“You’re all going to Hell in an Easter Basket”.
I had to sit down in the front seat of my car because I could not drive with tears of laughter streaming down my cheeks.