With Black & Decker still many months away from further NFL exploits, Eric Decker is busy passing the time by making and starring in a “My Strange Addiction” style mockumentary short. In it, he plays a man named Simon Birch, a manager at an Ace Hardware in Jacksonville, who is obsessed with smelling his wife’s panties. Meanwhile, Decker’s wife, the country pop singer Jessie James, plays a woman obsessed with eating shit. She shows great shit-eating zeal. A natural talent if ever there was one.
Ha ha, you crazy celebrity kids! Should be a fun thing to play at the wedding they’re planning to have later this year.