More than likely, if we’re posting during a weekend in the off-season, it’s because football people been misbehavin’. This time, it’s Al Michaels, who was arrested for a DUI near his hometown of Los Angeles. Michaels’ reported BAC was close to the California legal limit of .08. So how could officers tell he was intoxicated? Probably by asking him how to pronounce words.
Officer: Sir, please say “New Orleans” for me
Al Michael: New Orrrrrrleeeeeeeeuuuunnnssss.
Officer: Please step out of the car, sir. I’m placing you under arrest.