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By 04.26.13

On Thursday, Nike did an official unveiling of the new Dolphins uniforms that leaked earlier in the week. The banner image for said unveiling included an image of Mike Wallace running on water. Pretty neat trick for a wide receiver, if not particularly useful in the NFL. If only the league let Miami install water hazards on their field, that could be of more use.

Unless this is just a bizarre Photoshop effect, in which case, pretty disrespectful to Dolphin Jesus, IMO.


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