Robert Griffin III reportedly bought a painting of himself at a collector’s showcase over the weekend, which is whatever. The news, however, did prompt D.C. Sports Bog to compile a collection of paintings of RGIII. Most of them are about as amateurish as you’d expect from fan art about famous athletes, though artist Pierick Smith‘s piece with Griffin thrusting a ‘Skins flag into a pile of empty Cowboys helmets has a certain appeal. Were I a Washington fan, I might actually be tempted to purchase said piece. Thankfully, I’m not, so I won’t. I’d only want to add extra daubs of blood coming out of the Dallas helmets. I don’t know any artwork that can’t be improved by gratuitous gore.