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The Aaron Hernandez Story Has Gone Full Sh*tshow

By 06.20.13


There’s a news helicopter following around Aaron Hernandez’s white Audi SUV. Instead of the OJ-style car chase they wanted, the helicopter just ended up following the tight end to Patriots facilities. Could it be the most dramatically covered off-season workout ever? “Does poor squat form suggest guilt?” We’re a Tebow appearance away from all networks doing wall-to-wall coverage on this.

Meanwhile, one news producer is saying Hernandez is going to be arrested. Might be a good time to get the popcorn ready.

UPDATE: The helicopter has followed him to get gas, then lost track of him when he went to visit his lawyer. EXCITING!

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