Troy Aikman doesn’t really know how Twitter works, and that’s to our benefit. This morning, he sent what he thought was a direct message (since deleted) to Mari Morrow, a 39-year-old actress who you might remember from small roles in such very ’90s shows as “Baywatch”, “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”, “Family Matters” and “The Jamie Foxx Show”. Oh, and let’s not forget her unforgettable roles in Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest and, of course, Malibooty.
The problem is, direct messages don’t work like retweets. So instead of a private communication with Morrow, Aikman just broadcast to the world his desire to hook up. And that’s all right. Aikman just wanted to let her know that he’s gonna be in LA soon and he’s thinking of her and, y’know, would she be interested in making a very ’90s baby? No one’s judging. Troy got divorced two years ago. Go get that Malibooty, champ.