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By 07.22.13


Nothing takes the edge off getting old quite like getting a cake with dick-sucking frosting. The cake in question was made for Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes, who turned the big 3-0 on Friday, by his wife and friends. Since he’s the birthday boy, Grimes would have to get the first choice in cut. Would he go for the corner piece with the woman’s ass, or would he want to eat his own penis depicted in frosting? Does eating your own frosting penis have special age-restoring powers? Probably.

[via Deadspin]

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