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Is Smoking Marijuana A Part Of Your Life?

By 07.25.13

That’s an actual question someone asked Von Miller during his press conference about his ongoing suspension appeal (2:12 mark). What does that mean? Not “do you smoke weed?” but “do you have a marijuana-based lifestyle in which the ritual of smoking marijuana is the center of all things, the unifying act that brings sense to your world?”

Impractical answers I would have liked to hear:

“F*ck you.”
“Is being a twat part of your life?”
“Dude, it’s just weed.”
“Hold up.” [Removes giant joint from underneath table and lights]
[Summons marijuana fairy who magically ends federal and league ban on marijuana]


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