Sucks for you, red colobus monkey. You’ve been spotted by the band of killer chimps. Curtains for you, pal. Major stylistic points for the ominous zoom-in on the chimp’s eyes in the opening 15 seconds. Bone-chilling stuff.
Can’t watch this video…so here’s what I’m imagining instead.
That’s what I was expecting, as well.
I was expecting highly coordinated feces flinging.
“Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.”
I will never think of Ewoks the same way again.
After killing the cute little monkey, the gang got tattoos to celebrate.
The Tide is rolling STRONGTAEKLY over here: [www.uproxx.com]
PFTC would be very proud of some of the TAEKS near the bottom.
Time to go write STRONG TEAKE on all of the STRONG TEKAES over there. See you guys in a bit.
It’s soul-crushing. I need football or something.
I am not sure what the point was in at least 75% of those posts.
I think it was “I fucked my sibling” or something similar.
Has anyone else noticed the growing frequency of flamewars on the UPROXX network recently. We seem to have at least one a week now.
That is why the NFL season should 45 weeks long, you guys.
It seems to have calmed now. Some of the more, let’s say, TIDEY posters have either lost interest, or have disengaged. Thanks for the support, gentlemen. THAT’S NICE HUSTLE.
Gah, some of those people a AGGRAVATING. I have to stay away from that post.
Otto went hard on that post…almost as hard as the Tide was Rollin’
I met a woman who actually uttered the words, “But animals don’t wage war” as if humans were the only violent species alive. I wanted to show every one of these videos to her in row.
Oh, and be glad penguins don’t have thumbs.
Blood on the leaves…
Man, that monkey got FUCKED UP. Looked like feeding time at the zoo. Wait . . .
Liked the Reservoir Dogs-style slo-mo shot of the gang starting the hunt.