The Longboard Trick To End All Longboard Tricks Involves Four People, ...
Results From the 2013 NBA Rookie Survey: Kobe Bryant Named Favorite Pl...

Joe Flacco Finally Has Garments Worthy Of His Eliteness

By 08.27.13


A savvy veteran quarterback like Joe Flacco knows he needs more than a $100+ million contract and a gummy bear endorsement to show off his eliteness. He must also hawk an incredibly generic line of personalized apparel that complements both his status as a champion as well as his total lack of personality.

So congrats to Joe Flacco for having a line of shirts that look like they were designed at Custom Ink. Kind of disappointed they aren’t called “Bert Shirts” though. We’ll be sure to buy one the next time we’re in the mood to dump a checkdown off to Ray Rice or chuck it deep and hope a receiver outmuscles three defenders.

TAGSbaltimore ravensbert flaccoxmas ape

Join The Discussion


Join the discussion. or Register