Lord please keep Mark Sanchez healthy all season…..’cause I’m pretty sure if given enough time he’ll re-enact that scene from Police Academy where he goes flying completely into a large animal’s anus instead of just running into & bouncing off of one.
Dont know but I am honestly kind of rooting for him. I dont know how the Raiders team became borderline sympathetic to me considering the fanbase but.. maybe he’ll have a nice game or two where the athleticism trumps the interceptions?
Random Raiders note: Pryor is wearing #2 again. The Raiders encouraged Pryor to wear something other than #2 (his college number) when he first came up. Pundits liked to joke that it was to avoid any sort of association with a Jamarcus Russell curse. My theory, which I firmly believe, is that with all the unsold Russell jerseys to be had at dirt-cheap prices, the Raiders and NFL didn’t want to give fans easy and inexpensive jerseys that just needed a name tag swapped out.
What I’m trying to say is, I hope Pryor does well, so I can finally wear my stupid fucking #2 jersey somewhere besides “Jersey Fridays” at work.