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By 09.08.13

One of the finer displays of sloppy and maddening play you will see has come to an end and the Cowboys are the victor, though that’s only if the goal was to derp less. And I’m not entirely sure that it was. Either way, the second half played out in the way many great Cowboys collapses have in the past and most neutral viewers were just assuming the Giants would pull it out at the end despite trailing all game.

The Cowboys certainly tried to give the game away time and time again, but the Giants simply refused to take it. The last refusal coming with a deflected Eli Manning dump pass that ended up being a pick-six followed by a big boy temper tantrum. It’s okay, Eli, you only have to rebound in time to match TDs with Peyton next week.



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