A CVS in Virginia is offering a solid deal on Kleenex. As you can see, they’re useful for dabbing tears or providing an equivalent for the stopping power of Washington’s defense.
You might need them for your Trail of Tears (what it’s a term of respect)
I don’t get it. Will they have to masturbate to distract themselves?
I mean…id rather masturbate than cry.
It’s a conspiracy to get more people to the live blogs
@Vontaze: You say that like they’re mutually exclusive.
A Redskin fan can’t masturbate unless there’s crying.
“We also have Lubriderm, if you’re a Cowboys fan.”
“We also have Astroglide, if you’re a Vikings fan.”
Oh Jesus that’s in Harrisonburg VA? Anything past the Blue Ridge Mountains is Cowboys country.
FALSE. Having had the misfortune of living in Roanoke, VA for 18 months, I can definitively declare all of the redneck areas on I-81 Redskins coontry, cooch! For oold DC!
I will admit I lived in Harrisonburg for only three months. I guess I’m mostly going off this map: [deadspin.com]
I grew up 10 years in Harrisonburg. My parents got me out right before it turned me into a brain-dead redneck.
No one I knew was a Cowboys fan except the kids who were trying to be different from the Redskins fans.
Redskins rule the Blue Ridge, brah.
35 years ago, anyway.
CVS NEEDS TO FIRE THEMSELVES FOR BEING SO HATEFULLY RACIST!!!!! MY GOD IT IS SICKENING!!!
No it’s okay, they just agreed to pick up the Paula Deen line.
CVS’ first idea was having a sale on medically-treated blankets for your wounded knee.
“In 1346, the bodies of Mongol warriors of the Golden Horde who had died of plague were thrown over the walls of the besieged Crimean city of Kaffa. It has been speculated that this operation may have been responsible for the advent of the Black Death in Europe. The last known incident of using plague corpses for BW purposes occurred in 1710, when Russian forces attacked the Swedes by flinging plague-infected corpses over the city walls of Reval (Tallinn).”
“How do they handle facials? Just kidding. I don’t care.”–Rex Grossman
Worst Terrible Towel ripoff ever.
There is no Towel Terrible-r than A ‘Skins Fan Weeping Masturbation Kleenex
The original Jag Rag.
If you’re in Danny Snyder’s shoes, you’re at least considering a 3rd rounder for that box of Kleenex, it can start any slot on defense this Sunday and be an upgrade.
Via Google Translate:
“To adhere to write a blog, or at least a person with perseverance, like this one
Kimi years (snake) August 21”
//PK column-ending haiku
Finally, someone had the balls to say it.
Did he say Ledskins?
Offtopic: Gritty dance or grittiest dance?
It’s okay, Redskins. It’s not like Iron Eyes Cody needed those tissues or anything.
You’re in Oz, right?
Turns out Chief Iron Eyes was Dago.
I heard the same thing about Chief Jay Strongbow.
This is a WOP-ping good thread.
Rumor had it that Jay Silverheels was originally Jacob Silverstein.
Also; Pharmacy BUUUUUUUUUUUURN?
Eh, I’ll just go back to doing what I did all the other years the Redskins sucked; I hope the Pat’s lose.
Why is there a CVS across from every Walgreens in the fucking country? It’s the same in every city: Someone builds a Walgreens. Within 6 months, there’s a CVS on the opposite corner. And I never, ever see anyone go into the CVS willingly.
It’s the law in Florida. We don’t want those geezers making left turns.
Evidently, Dan Snyder got his approach to free agents from CVS.
THIS ALL TOTALLY STINKS!!!
“Hi, I root for the Giants. Where’s the alcohol aisle?”
I think they just named the Redskin defense…..Kleenex Curtain