It’s been a few month since the world was updated on the prison exploits of O.J. Simpson. It was back in February that a tabloid was claiming The Juice has an entourage of gay guys called “The Girls” that do his bidding behind bars.
If that previous report was indeed accurate, O.J. needs to be getting better use out of his underlings as it appears O.J. has been getting in trouble for stealing oatmeal cookies from the prison cafeteria.
According to a source, guards noticed the 66-year-old hiding something under his prison clothes as he walked back to his cell after lunch.
When they quizzed him, he revealed a stash of more than a dozen oatmeal cookies, which were then seized.
‘O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor,’ the source told The National Enquirer.
At first, his fellow prisoners thought he had smuggled in a cell phone or some other banned item.
‘So when the guard started pulling cookies out of O.J.’s shirt, the other inmates started laughing so hard they nearly fell over,’ the insider added.
The National Enquirer’s prison source needs to indicate whether there are other types of cookies available because, really? Risking trouble for oatmeal cookies? And here I thought O.J. was a bright guy.