Colts punter and occasional drunk canal swimmer, Pat McAfee, made a rather nasty hit on returner Trindon Holliday in the first half of Sunday night’s victory over the Broncos. While it is a rare sight to see a punter make a devastating shot like that on anyone, even a player they outweigh by roughly 60 pounds, it shouldn’t merit an automatic drug test by the league.
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) October 21, 2013
Wait, did I say “automatic”? I meant random. Totally random.