And so Samuel L Jackson walked out onto the field, listening to the crowd booing in a harmonizing manner.
Jackson: “What does it mean?”
Jackson’s agent: “Rise.”
Forgoing the rope, Mr. Jackson made the climb, and, using the fear of failure to motivate him, he made the leap out of that pit of damnation, to the cheers of the crowd.
Dude, I think it’s obvious that Matt Ryan clearly ducked on that play, causing Hicks’ arm to ride up into his facemask area! Hicks is like 7′ 3″ and Ryan is only 4′ 9″ so it’s nearly unpossible for Hicks to tackle Ryan without hitting his head zone! Matty Ice needs to toughen up anyway. He should be one of those QB’s like back in the day when Mike Golic and Ray Lewis were playing. Those were the days of tough, gritty QB play. Days when Terry Bradshaw couldn’t read and John Unitas had a haircut you could set your grandpappy’s watch by. Remember when the Cowboys and Giants played in the Ice Bowl? That was real QB play back then! Those boys weren’t worried about getting hit in the helmet, they were worried about losing a finger or two because of the cold!
Wait, what was my point again? Oh yeah, the Redskins need to change their racist nickname! It’s insulting! If I was an NFL official, I’d throw a flag on that!