Well folks if your like me you might need a little extra motivation to tune into Monday Night Football tonight. This winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers are versing the embattled Miami Dolphins on Veterans Day as if we dont ask enough out of our servicemen and women. In keeping with the NFLs Blackout policy aka “the Justin Blackmon rule,” REAL football fans need to maintain a higher BAC than YAC over the course of at least 3 consecutive quarters. This isnt “Monday Night Football” folks, this is “3-Dog Night Football”:
ALL DRINKS ARE TO BE TAKEN FROM EITHER A BEER WITH “ICE” IN ITS NAME OR FORTIFIED WINE/MALT LIQUOR
Take a drink everytime you cover a bingo square. If you get a bingo you have to finish your drinks, blast MonsterMagenet on one sterio and StaticX on another and call the cops on yourself you’ll be needing them. I’ll be playing a long until I get kicked out of whichever bar Im at and then finishing up at my house so please join in on the fun.