Had to call Christmas off. No one told us Mike Florio would be coming to town and he’d bring the most ear-piercing announcer with him. Rain check for next year? MAYBE.
Great, now I’m deaf.
Name five things more awful than that. You can’t.
1) The Holocaust
2) …..that’s all I got.
3) O Holy Night [www.youtube.com]
That version of O Holy Night is gold!
Huh huh huh, fake laughter, funny, ha ha huh huh. Dan Patrick, funny, ironic, huh huh huh…fat rich guys with no talent at anything…huh huhhuh.
That video is not the best thing to come across while hungover.
My god…I was watching on my phone and tried to pause it but the video basically said HAHAHANOPE and kept Fucking playing.
THIS GUY I CALL HIM RIHANNA, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE A ROLE MODEL FORE THE WHITES AND MAKES FOR A GRAET BEAT DOWN… NO OFFENCE
NBC could run a highlight package with no announcers interecut with the old Indian test pattern until the game starts and get thesame ratings. NOBODY is tuning in to hear PK, Costas with his soy sauce hair nor Dan Patrick. What a waste of money.
There is no God.
I haven’t even watched it and I’m developing theoretical space cancer in the future past of the present.
We must DO SOMETHING to prevent Peter King from ever singing again.
Orbital laser. [i.imgur.com]
GI Joe Orbital Titanium Rod Dropper.
We could go back in time and kill his mom. Nah, that’s too harsh. Let’s go back to his Ohio U days and convince him to do a job more suited to his talents, like operating a toll booth
fuck you for this, Ape. You fucking fuck.
I deserve that.
Peter seems like such a fun guy I see why you all like him so much just a real man’s man
I can’t watch it, even with my super-duper new iPad. What’s with Telly?
Dunno but I have to use it because THE SHIELD had my YouTube channel suspended.
Fucking Dean Ambrose.
Roman Reigns, actually
I wish I could say that instead of “WHY DID I CLICK ‘PLAY’?!?!?!?!?!”
Holy fucking chainsaw fucking christ.
PK’s talent is that he has no talents, but goes ahead and does it anyway.
Die in a fucking elevator fire, you brainless piece of maggot shit.
he’s a Kardashian without boobs. Oh…wait.
I’d say we chuck PK off a cliff, but I hear bumbles bounce.
+Silver and gold
You guys will be happy to hear that PK has a meteorologist as one of the goat’s of the week because he dared predict there would be no snow on February 2nd which goes against PK’s narrative. Fucking christ I hate that fat fuck.
The Dunge only celebrates CHRISTmas.
This is truly our generation’s meatspin.
Or this websites’ Goatse
Lemon party since Patrick was in it.
He’s talking some shit
He’s tweeting it twice
I guess he forgot
Steve Smith is on ice
Peter King is being a clown
He sees you when you’re throwing
He knows when you’re not great
He knows if you are black or white
So you’d better score a touchdown late!
Oh, you’d better watch out
In your interview
If you take the credit
He’ll whine about you
Peter King is being a clown
I give this a strong to quite strong rating.
I heard this in my head in Springsteen’s voice. I thank both of you for helping to erase the above video from my minds ear. Bravo.
He knows if you are black or white,
So be white for goodness sake.
I’d say somebody should take that note he holds and make a 10-hour youtube loop of it, but I think that would violate the Geneva conventions.
I like how folks here use berating people they don’t know as a way to feel part of team…of people they don’t know. So the guy sang a Christmas tune and acknowledged that he can’t sing lets all cry about it high five
Mom! Rex has been watching pornos via the internet, again!
we also like pointing out ugliness, even though we are all fat and ugly trolls ourselves.
Speak for yourself Vontaze_me_bro. My mom and her friends say that I’m handsome!
‘I like how folks here use berating people they don’t know as a way to feel part of team…of people they don’t know.”
Unfortunately, you just described the business model of ESPN.
You’re new here, aren’t you?
@ICRM: He is…most of his posts that I’ve seen are either in rivebrogs or komments ridiculing the posts or other komments (much like we see here).
Pretty sure we know enough about King to rationally justify a white hot hatred.
PK would be petty enough to hold a grudge against Cam for that rookie year snub.
Yeah. That makes sense. You don’t refuse the advances of SI’s master starfucker without repercussions.
I made it exactly 4 seconds through that clip. It will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Mother of God…
Saw this happening live (I missed all the afternoon/morning games, had to catch up. DON’T JUDGE ME). Almost died.
Immediately though “I wonder what Ape will do with this”.
I used to look forward to the jolly fat man showing up this time of year.
Looks like my workplace firewall is blocking this.
I’ve gotta remember to send those IT guys a nice fruit basket or something.
Fuck this shit. Worth watching, but eugh…. glad I don’t have to watch it again.
My ears are bleeding, thanks Ape, you Yinzer fuckbucket.
This made an infant in the next room cry…and I don’t even have a kid.
Antonio Cromartie says this same thing.
I’m not even the least bit surprised that, even after everyone awkwardly pointed out how unpleasant it was to hear him sing, he has to loudly yell over everyone about how he knows he’s so shitty. He just can’t go a single moment in his life without obnoxiously demanding to be the center of attention.
This made baby Jesus cry.