Nice to see a Hogwarts product make it into the NFL. Usually that school is more of a Quidditch factory, but I suppose scouts will have to pay more attention after the school produced Greg Hardy.
I lol’d on that one.
Rae Carruth had already adopted the “Kraken” nickname, but just in the purely pragmatic hope that someone would, at long last, call for his release.
You sir, are a goddamn genius.
Hogwarts has some amazing talent; Ron Weasley currently plays for the Bengals.
Pretty sure the boy from Harry’s third year potions class that sat in the second row and never answered questions quarterbacks the Ravens.
Let’s not forget what happened when Hogwarts played Ball-So-Hard U.
/pours out Butterbeer on curb