The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 14 is SNOW! Not the Canadian rapper from the ’90s but the frozen precipitation currently being swept off cars by residents of the northeast. With the lone exception of Chiefs-Redskins, the snow games this weekend were absolutely fantastic. And even the game in Landover was nice because you got to see a 75 percent empty FedEx Field by halftime. Most important of all, the high quality of the snow games made all the media types who have spent years carping about a Super Bowl played in possible snowy conditions look like the huge assholes they are.
Also considered: Charles Clay, LeSean McCoy, Matt Prater, Jeremy Ross, John Abraham
The Jeff George Memorial Least for Week 14 is E.J. Manuel. In a week where more points were scored than any other in the history of the NFL, the Bills were the only team with fewer than 10 points on the scoreboard. A big reason for that would be the four interceptions Manuel threw to the Buccaneers defense. Perhaps the Bills were just disappointed that on the big snow weekend for once they were stuck in nice weather. More likely they just suck.
Also considered: Monte Kiffin, Mike Shanahan, Dominic Raiola, Terrell Thomas