The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 17 is Bucs owner Malcolm Glazer, who fired head coach Greg Schiano and general manager Mark Dominik. There were some in the media who suggested that Schiano either deserved or would get another year as coach. While an unreasonable stance, it was repeated enough times that it actually started to seem frighteningly feasible. Thankfully, that didn’t happen. Good job, wealthy person! Way to make the easiest decision ever! Add a pointless dick joke blog award to your riches.
Also considered: LeGarrette Blount, Anquan Boldin, Drew Brees, Greg Hardy, Ryan Mathews
The Jeff George Memorial Least for Week 17 is Chris Conte, who blew the coverage on the Packers’ game-winning touchdown pass to Randall Cobb. Conte has generally been awful for the Bears all season, notably terrible even among a pretty subpar unit. He did, however, inspire Chicago fans to flame the Twitter account @ChrisConte, which happens to belong to a reporter in Nashville and not the football player. Bringing out the worst in others as well is a respectable commitment to Leastiness.
Also considered: Kirk Cousins, Kyle Orton, Ryan Tannehill, Greg Schiano (one last time for the road)