Tabling the Berman hate for a minute: a continued Starter sponsorship is the most Romo endorsement opportunity in the world. Because both on the field and in those clothes, he has no idea he’s second rate.
You forgot the images of him singing with Huey Lewis. The Super Bowl ring Eddie Debartolo gave him. His continuing to pick Buffalo-SF as the Super Bowl matchup and the annoying clip of him reporting from the Catch. If the Bills ever make it the playoffs the Haters guide may need twenty pages.
After next season, I refuse to call them the San Francisco 49ers, they will be the Santa Clara Superconductors. There is nothing San Francisco about the team after they leave the Stick.
Also, you want trashier fans than Raider fans? Look no further than the bunch of mouthbreathing fucktards at the Stick. Sexual assault? Check. Stabbing? check. Beating the shit out of other fans for no reason? Check.
Also, for all those who say Raiders/Cowboys/Steelers are beloved by thugs (which is true), there is a group no more loved than the 49ers in Northern California. Firstly, their color is red, which is the main color of the powerful Norteño organization. Secondly, their symbol- SF- stands for Sucka/Scrap free, the rival gang to the Norteños. And here we have all the 49er fans COMPLAINING about the TRASHY raider fans across the bay. Fuck you 49ers fans, you previously Giants-loving, bandwagon motherfuckers who talk about THE CATCH but were nowhere to be found in the dark Tim Rattay days. Fuck you 49er fans, who think you have some sort of HISTORIC RIGHT WAY of doing things- and then turn around and fucking play Aldon Smith the day after he gets a DUI. Oh yeah and he has a fuckload of assault weapons. You’re no better than any other organization. Fuck you Jim Harbaugh you attention-starved angry motherfucker who thinks having tantrums on the sideline is RAH RAH GOOD FOOTBAW.
On a related note, I’m too lazy to reach for the remote to change the channel from Sportscenter (I know, I know, but nothing else was on).
Mr. Berman, since you went 5-0 in the CFL playoffs as you just advertised on your NFL handicapping segment, maybe you should just do CFL games from now on. You can handicap Ralph Wilson’s beloved Bills too, because fuck it, it’s close enough to the border and they occasionally play in Toronto, and if it’ll keep you quiet I’ll gladly make that concession.