Despite the holiday break, the KSK Kommentariat showed some serious hustle and kept their comments strong going into the New Year. Everyone seems to be in top form for when we need you the most, the playoffs. Excellent work. The regular season has trained you all well.
I am your host Sarah Sprague and these are your KSK Comments of the Week to close out 2013.
Make It Snow
“Old Bucs tradition”? I don’t want to tell Lovie how to do his job, but I don’t think he’ll inspire much confidence by promising to lose every game.
When the 4th wall was broken, I shit my pants in fear of Gruden showing up at my work to motivate me.
(Reply) Mike Martz Colors Dont Run
THIS JOHNNY5, I CALL HIM STEVE GUTTENBERG BECAUSE HIS BEST WORK IS CLEARLY BEHIND HIM
I’d argue the Bengals could be a Cinderella team, but their starting QB is already starting to turn back into a pumpkin.
I have never seen a sunny photo of Cleveland. Never. I assume the city is like a cartoon character with a single rainy cloud that follows it around all of the time.
Lord have MRSA on the Schianomen.
We may not have gotten Romobyl, but we DID get Three Kyle Island.
The only time you leave Orton too much time is when you say “Last Call” at 1:30 am.
Old School Zero
Shortly after Kitna called, Garrett picked up on a number he didn’t recognize, but then hung up on T.O. for the eighth time that day.
“The Cleveland Browns fired Rob Chudzinski today. For more we’ll go back to Hines Ward, just to see if he can say Chudzinski.”
ARE YOU SHITTING ME BEARS!?!?
– The Woods