With every week, we get ever closer to answering the eternal question that has baffled sports fans for years: WHO DA UGLIEST? This past week, Frank Summers’ asymmetrical eye black could not prevent Nick Folk from snatching the AFC East title. This week, we must decide the AFC North.
Representing the Baltimore Ravens, we have Marshal Yanda, AKA Cletus.
However, in order to win the AFC North title, he’ll have to defeat a fearsome adversary. Though he may have recently been cut, and defeated by The Flow, Dr. Doop AKA Doopy Pantz AKA Brandon Weeden can regain some pride by leading the Browns to a victory here.
We’re nearing the end, folks. Not long now until the overall 2013 Ugly Bowl winner will be decided. But for now, as always, the pressing question is: