This post brought to you by the letter B
And here’s one for you, Sarah Sprague
I’m ashamed to admit that the first thing I noticed is that the baboon has two buttholes.
No, I’m not.
I know, Ben looks funny in that pic, doesn’t he?
And the boob payoff I had hoped for comes to pass.
I hope Sexy Friday’s themes are bad puns and a-tit-eration.
This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore…
Good one zymm.
Blake Bortles Big Break Becomes Bust.
What are you, an oracle? That’s a headline in about three years.
Depending on the team he goes to I’m kind of rooting for him; in an intellectual way of course.
*his name is funny.
Blake Bortles Completely Fucks Over The Team That Drafts Him in the Top 5.
No wait, that doesn’t work at all.
Blake Bortles becomes Browns’ burden by botching back because Buffalo Bills blitzed Bortles badly. Bortles busted back basically brings back bad blood brought by busts.
That is excellent work.
I wish I would not have read that out loud.
/searches for Windex.
Bortles chortles as his mortal turtle hurdles through portals.
This deserves more notice than it’s getting. I want to name my next album this.
Drinks more whisky
Just waiting for “William Blake Bortles” to be a before and after on Wheel of Fortune.
Blake Bortles bakes butterscotch brownies for blitzed Bengals backers.
Blake Bortles emBraces deBate aBout Blake Bortles with Bayless.
ERMAGHERD BURTLES! MUR FURVRIT PLUR!
This made me laugh far too much.
Benighted would-Be Browns QB Blake Bortles Blindly Bails on Ballcarrier, Brainless Back Up Bomb Ball Blanks Barn’s Broadside.
Blake Bortles Becomes Burnsy’s Best Buddy
*throws a million pennies into a fountain*
Blake Bortles’ Boner Behooves Busty Bitches to Beg
/draw that one up, Rapocop.
“Rapocop” sounds like a movie about a cyborg policemen with Sharper-like tendencies. Let’s get this thing crowdfunded.
“DEAD OR ALIVE I AM COMING ON YOU.”
Blake Bortles Blows Balls Because Barely Beating Bums Begets Badly Botching Browns Boring Blowouts.
Overall underwhelming, although I can see future use for that Roethlisberger-sodomy one.
This was funnier over at NFL Memes.
Blake awakes, forsakes fakes, flakes, mistakes and aches, makes breaks, shakes hot takes.
But why does Beck look like Michael Jackson?
Bortles Buick Sales & Service (back up plan)
Blake Bortles Begins Burnishing Bedpost Bonafides By Boffing Bevy of Buxom Bimbos
“Black Borbles Buffacates My Brain” – Emmit Smith
Bubby Brister borrows Blake Bortles Buick. Buick becomes Brister’s bed.