Elway is actually watching his neigh-bor sunbathing topless via his security system. I guess he’s still looking for a stable relationship. Something long-term as opposed to a mare hook-up. He knows the girls are always jockeying to be his mane squeeze, but he doesn’t carrot all. He’s tired of trotting out a new girl constantly, he just wants to put a gallop on a pedestal. But hay, can you really blame him? You just wanna settle down when you’re pasture prime. I for one apple-aud his restraint.