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And the top quarterback in 2014 is Blake Bortles (orders bottle service)

By 05.08.14

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The good news is that Jacksonville is surrounded by water.

Should make it easier to put out the flames around Duval County this evening as the Jacksonville Jaguars made Blake Bortles, he of University of Central Florida and tongue twister fame, the first quarterback taken in the 2014 NFL draft with the number three selection, ahead of higher pre-draft ranked Johnny Manziel and Teddy Bridgewater. But hey, our own Kogod said Jacksonville would probably end up with Bortles back in in February! I just don’t think Jack thought they’d manage to take him in the first round.

Let’s check on one of our favorite Jags fans moments after the Jags pick was announced:

 



 

Maybe he’s just overreacting. Maybe it’s not really that bad. Bortles had been moving up draft boards the past couple of weeks, had a good pro day and was doing a good job impressing scouts during various interviews around the league.

 



 

Oh god, it’s worse than we thought.

Who thought the Jags updating their logo last year would prove to be so useful come draft time?

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