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By 05.05.14


After winning big at the Kentucky Derby this past weekend, Wes Welker has finally gone full Hollywood Hogan on his fans by passing out hundred dollar bills, thereby finally completing his drawn-out heel turn from scrappy New England gritster to highly-paid Denver glory boy.

Reached for comment, Tommy from Quinzee added “WE ALWAYS KNEW WELKAH WAS’NT A TRUE GRITSTAH AND NOW THE WORLD CAN SEE IT TOO. NO CLASS. THIS IS NOT HOW A TRUE FOOTBAHHL PLAYAHH SHOULD BEHAVE AT THE KENTACKEE DAHHBY. SEE, ON THE OTHA HAND, OW-AH TAWMMY KNOWS HOW TO EXUDE A QUIET AIHR OF HU-AH-MILITY WHILE STAYING CAWNFIDENT.”


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