Oregon strippers are the best? Sir, you need to go to Canadaia and go to Vancouver’s strip club scene. It’s not that far of a drive. Or take a flight to Montreal. I assure you, both are better. The problem with Oregon’s strip club scene is that there are some strip clubs that have women so nasty, you can’t unsee them naked.
Philly must have learned the leash training techniques from Ookie. Hopefully they didn’t adopt all his training techniques, because, if so, cutting the roster down to 53 will now involve drowning players in the bathtub.