You might say Peyton Manning is simply observing the end of PFT Commenter’s White History Month by showing off his very dad dancing skills at while “Rocky Top” played Broncos training camp. Even though Wes Welker didn’t go to Tennessee, he felt compelled to join in for obvious reasons.
All I could think of when I watched that was the classic line from “Stripes,” “black guys help the white guys.”
+1 What’d he say?
I’m not a doctor (but I play one on the internet), but it seems pretty clear to me that Welker is still suffering a number of neurological ailments from past head trauma incidents.
That or he just went full retard.
Hey, sometimes you have to take one for the team.
That ain’t how you dance in the hills son. Let a master show you how, after a brief 32 second conversation.
That was whiter than vanilla ice cream mixed with egg shells served inside a chef’s hat drowned in bleach.
Nat Turner thinks you’re a dick.
@Moose (The Thread Ender)
@Troll-So-Hard University; @SonOfSpam has never claimed to be THAT well endowed.
He’s so white the Patriots are in talks of signing him.
So I guess Todd Helton just gets drunk and DJs at Broncos camp now?
White Boys can’t dance.
You cant spell Citrus Bowl with out U and T.
Von Miller got suspended for smoggy smoke, I think.
Wes Welker had a very gritty jig…or was that a concussion induced convulsion?
So does this mean it’s changed to “Moonshined up idiot kicker”?
I bet Peyton downloaded all his dance moves from Cleatus via USB.
Either him or Big Mouth Billy Bass.
I think the raccoon is trying to stop him to end the embarrassment.
Overweight Raccoon is aware of camera position…..
Overweight Raccoon feels a deep shame…..
Overweight Raccoon hates himself for relying on this asshole’s snacks…..
This is exactly how a robot would dance, if said robot was trying to convince us he isn’t a robot.
The olde Voight-Kampff-DWTS test.
Gets ’em every time.
Man, the new model of Terminators have really gone downhill since the T-1000.
The EMP from when he arrived from the future is what gave Bowlen Alzheimer’s.
Dancing with the Stars just crossed two more white guys off their list.
Neck-A-Zoid robots…report to the dance floor.
Pey-pey’s crazy neck-AIDS has obviously taken over his brain.