I haven’t seen a finger get a hard-partying quarterback in so much trouble since December 20, 2003, when a bartender in East Rutherford, New Jersey was overheard saying “just *one* finger of whiskey, Mr. Namath?”
HEY! On behalf of the residents of St. Louis, I will remind you that football players get a free pass around here. Leonard Little killed a woman on a .18 DUI then got busted again and only got community service out of the whole thing. Hell, if he’d been as light-skinned as Jimmy up there, the cops would have just sent him on his way.