JIMMY CLAUSEN HAS THE SAD. From Peter King’s Blind Bean babblings: “I reached out to Clausen when the first round ended, and when I identified myself, I got a dispirited ‘I can’t talk now,’ and a hangup.” THIS KID IS OBVIOUSLY NOT PREPARED TO NUZZLE ON PK’S BOSOM ON AN NFL LEVEL! That is, unless Grampy Favre imparts the homespun backwater wisdom we all know he will once the Vikes take him at 34 (wehopewehopewehope).

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