Some team is going to draft Jake Locker in the first round. The quarterback “dazzled” at the University of Washington’s pro day, completing 38 out of 40 scripted pass plays. That will probably be enough to make at least one front office forget about his crappy completion percentage long enough to make him some team’s quarterback of the future. And really, who cares if he only completed five passes in the Huskies Holiday Bowl loss win. LOOKIT THE GUNZ!