QUICK NOTE: I did a podcast with Dan Levy over at On The DL that you can listen to here. How many times can one man say “you know?” during the course of a 40 minute conversation? If you said 40 million, you’re getting warm!
You sound less squeeky than your photo implies you would be. But just as fat.
your voice is like an angel drew, like a mix between jesus and fergie
My favorite part is the crease running through the middle of your picture. It really complements the drunk eyes and sunburn.
The Wile E. Coyote/Buzz analogy earns you +1000 fake tunnels painted on caves.