The “white people freaking out because Colin Kaepernick has tattoos” gag, which arose last year because one old white sportswriter wrote a dumb column about them, was getting a bit tired by the time last season ended. Of course, now those jokes are gonna make a bit of a comeback since a different sportswriter has critical things to say about tattoos that John Wall recently got. Also, because Kaepernick is posing nude for ESPN The Magazine’s annual The Body Issue, along with teammate Vernon Davis.
Which is all well and good, but I think we all know if anyone is picking up this issue, it’s to see the naked 77-year-old golfer. It’s a Lemon Party of one!