Yes, actually, the Broncos defense CAN get worse: Champ Bailey is out 4-6 weeks with — wince with me — a torn groin, an injury most commonly associated with girlfriends of Santonio Holmes.
karma is a bitch
Hey, CC, got any working automatic weapons lying around? I feel like putting a nug on a large caliber round and taking a hit.
Fucked is all I can come up with. FUCKED
Cool. Denver D to IR…
That’s just wrong. Especially for the doctors who’ll need to operate on his groin.
Isn’t Boss Bailey hurt too? Or was he just out for the game?
Don’t kid yourself… those fools never had any defense to speak of, just a buncha dudes standing around.
See, but torn groin is so… vague. What exactly did he tear? His pelvic muscle? His groin muscle? His balls? His tool? We need more details for truly wince-inspiring shenanigans.
Also, I really like Mama Bailey’s naming scheme for her kids. If I ever reverse my strict anti-baby policy and have children, I am absolutely naming them “Chief,” “Tiger,” “Buddy,” and possibly “Killer.”
….pick up Dillon Panthers’ D
frma – Boss’ real name is Rodney and Champ’s real name is Roland.
I’d suggest naming it Sport.
Travis Henry put a hit out on Champ Bailey’s groin. If Travis can’t knock women in the greater Denver area up then no one can. Fix yo mount motherfucker.
@ Future – You should name your first kid Backto.
I tried to generate some sympathy, but all I keep coming up with is, “Fuck you, Denver” and “HA HA HA.”
@futuremrs: I hear the name Fourplay is still on the board. That would be an instant classic.
I’m gonna name my next kid “Seven.”
Either that, or I’ll name my firstborn Larry Johnson and then beat him every day. Just for irony’s sake.
@FMRA – I think you ‘beating a Johnson’ is irony enough for all of us today.
i hate my life
Smello – Well boo to your team too.
Boss is done for the season with microfracture knee surgery. I thought I saw Dre Bly go down with a phantom knee injury after Moss torched him, which reminded me of Ray Crockett. Thank god for the Raiders and Chiefs at home.
So he’s out with a “groin” ? (in the current parlance). What would happen if say, somebody suffered a broken cheekbone? (you know on a Ray Lewis hit)
“Wow Jim, tough break for the Steelers, looks like Willie Parker took a viscious hit from the Ravens.”
“That’s gotta hurt Bob. Yep, word from the sidelines is….he’s out with a face”