Rudy Huxtable Ocho Cinco? Make what you will of MediaTakeOut.com’s report that the Bengals headcase wide receiver is engaged to Cosby Show alum Keisha Knight Pulliam.
[ via Real Clear Sports ]
Nah, pretty sure Buuuuuuuuud will be the best man.
Media Takeout, slightly less trustworthy than Mort
Admit it. You just posted this to get the Ocho & Barry thread off the front page.
Hmm, this tip seems fishy. I’m gonna call Ray Lewis and check with him.
I can see ocho having a fight with her father, because he is not Bill Cosby.
She was dazzled by his plan for global cooling. Ocho knows how to appeal to the smart chicks.
If you can’t believe an all-caps headline with “RUMOR!!!” as the opening, what can you believe?
It was wurrd how they met, huh.
She was with her mom at Bank Amurrca.
Damn my 20-some years of “Cosby Show” memories! Keisha Knight Pulliam grew up to be a foxy lady, but I can only see her as little Rudy. This must be her way of rebelling against Cliff and Claire for ignoring her when she was no longer cute and letting Olivia move in.
Better refill the Kool-Aid pitchers…
but she’s a sister. how can he marry his own sister!?!?!
I hope Bill gives a nice coherent toast like the intro to the Temple game last night. that would be special.
She’s a Huxtable and last time I checked, Ocho Cinco isn’t spelled with a x.
You look like dem twins, whassit, Bill Huxubble and Cliff Crosby?
Bwuyuyu Youwoowoo Jellopuddinsnacks!
Dawg! You sound like Fats Albert!
I just want to know what Theo had to say about all this!!
@ emmitt smiff
Marvin: (Thinks time for payback) “So Chad, I hear you’re engaged to Keysha Knight Pullam from the Cosby show”?
Chad: “Ocho coach, call me Ocho, and yeah we’re real happy”
Marvin: “Glad to hear it. You do know, by the way, that incest is illegal”?
Chad: “Bugs are illegal”?
Marvin: “Not ‘insects’ incest. That’s when you marry your sister or a first cousin”.
Chad: “Coach, we’re not related.”
Marvin: “BUT YOU DON’T KNOW THAT. YOUR PARENTS COULD’VE HAD HER AND NEVER TOLD YOU.”
Chad: “You’re blowing my mind coach, I need to go talk to Ray Lewis”
How do you know you can’t marry your sister? I think you can.
DAMNIT ! Foiled by Ocho-Cinco’s complete stupifity!
I’m surprised Ocho caught anything let alone a hot former child TV star.
Rudy has definitely gone and gotten fine on us. My vote is the Thirsty Persian as the best man. Lendale White Raven Symone can be the maid of honor if she hasn’t tipped the scales at 3 bills yet.
What the fuck? She’s like four year olds! She was on TV last night!