TOMORROW NIGHT’S MWB READING AND BOOZEKAKKE: Okay, tomorrow night at 7PM there’ll be a reading for Men With Balls at the Tysons Corner Borders store. The address is 8027 Leesburg Pike in Vienna. There’s an On the Border restaurant nearby where we can all grab some beers at afterwards. So come one, come all. Brave the nation’s worst traffic to hear a fat guy read aloud from a book! Whee!