Redskins cut Shaun Alexander, thus rendering obsolete one Redskin fan’s totally boss “full Shaun Alexander uniform” costume. Why, he’s even not wearing the helmet! Just like Shaun on the sidelines!
Photo: Sports Bog
Shaun is probably now wandering on the streets of DC yelling at passersby, “I was on the cover of Madden, damnit!”
Or at least wandering a few yards, then falling.
Oh he did…
Keep in mind, these people are Seattle Redskins fans. Otherwise they’d be chugging Crown Royal and trying to get their hands down the pants of that one chick who’s doublefisting Smirnoff Ice and chain-smoking Marloboro Milds.
Did they just give him the wrong flight info in Seattle?
They could have at least played him a little in the game against Seattle so he could’ve at least heard a golf clap before he disappears into the ether.
Wow. That is so realistic. Except Alexander is a bit fatter than that. Older too.
I didn’t know Tiki Barber was still playing.
Anyone else think Tony Kornheiser needs to get rid of that comb over?
Apparently I’m not the only one.