Judge blocks suspensions of the Vikes’ Williams tandem — So, um, do not fuck Drew in the goat ass while forcing him to listen to a Sugar Ray CD. Yet.
Suspension or no, Drew still kinda deserves that.
So when the Vikings lose to the Lions this week, do we get to DP Drew in the goat ass while at a Sugar Ray concert?
I appreciate the fact that this has given Drew a little sense of hope, only for him to get fucked in the goat ass Friday when the NFL cockblocks the cockblock of the cockblock.
Do not fuck with Lord Goodell, Vikes. He’ll not only uphold the suspensions, but he might smite down Purple Jesus just for your insolence.
And no one wants that!
Good for the Williamses. Serena and Venus deserve much better than this.
Great… what am I supposed to do with my newly acquired goat now?
@ RB’sP: How you gonna fuck with me like that? I need purple jesus to blow it up for the next weeks. Jesus Christ there’s money involved here!
@Sanchez: Feed him the Sugar Ray CD. A goat will eat any piece of shit you give it.
Anyone know how to unfuck a goat ass?
Nope, once fucked the unfucking is not an option.
The Roge would give my goat blue balls. Ass hole.
Who was going to play the part of the Goat?
I could save lives – I could cure cancer. But fuck ONE GOAT…
/not really trying to cure cancer
@claude balls +1 An excellent idea mate, thanks. That should serve it right for munching on my loafers when I wasn’t looking… bastard goat.
Nothing has made me prouder to be a part of the MN legal system than this.
Judge Larson, you have truly brought homerism to a new level, sir.
But my fist is all lubed up!
@dAndy: Hey, I don’t make the rules. I don’t even enforce them. All I know is that, if Purple Jesus all of a sudden is unavailable, blame the Vikings for daring to try and keep their Williamses playing.
Look how Goodell screwed over the Cowboys for bringing in da Pacman!
@dAndy: Damn straight, I need PJ to blow it up too. Since we’ve all agreed that HERR Goodell is essentially an evil maniacal despot, I’ll put $ on Purple Jesus blocking any smiting and shoving it back up Goodell’s ass for good measure.
I filed an injuction against Drew for stopping the Goat Ass Fucking. We should be good to go by tomorrow morning.
go listen to sugar ray’s first album, lemonade and brownies. You’ll spend the next 20 years of you life wondering why they didn’t make more music like it
@Oz: I doubt that, although one will wish they made more album covers like that one.
Chris Hanson: What are doing here?
Me: /drops “The Best of Sugar Ray” and family-sized bottle of Astroglide
Pull your dick out?
You better hope that goat is at least 18 years old mister!
(Might be 16, depending on where you live.)
Thank you, Judge Gary Larson. I’ll slaughter three fuck goats in your honor.
Are you Purple People Eater Gary Larson or “Far Side” Gary Larson?