Saints owner Tom Benson undergoes surgery for cancer. Get well soon, fuckface. Or not. [ESPN]
They’re actually replacing his skeleton with adamantium. Now he’ll be stronger than ever.
He plans to have the tumor relocated to Los Angeles
Spoken like a true Saints fan. I hear ya!
Benson was released Sunday and is at home, Bensel said. A full recovery is expected.
Benson will miss the trip to Detroit for a game against the Lions, but is expected to be back in his office next week.
(In order to make sure he recovers, doctors advise he not watch the Lions. It is quite hazardous to health).
Did he have the umbrella removed from his ass?
Doctors are going to shit all over that tumor.
Najeh is sending a get well dookie-on-a-HotWheels.
Meh. While I don’t want him to actually die…it would be great if this made him sell the team…to people who will keep it in NOLA.
Tom Benson can’t die of cancer. Cancer ain’t nothing to The Devil!
And yes Tom Benson is the Devil. There’s a reason there are hundreds of rotting refrigerators in a landfill somewhere bearing his name. 2005. Post-Katrina. “Hey, I wanna go to San Antonio and bring my Saints to those Cowboys-lovin’ fools!”