This handsome confection comes to us via Kendall’s Cakes.
Wow, they didn’t even try with the Ray Lewis jersey:
Not only does the Ray Lewis cake come with its own knife, it cuts you back.
I’m excited to see other uses for the “TBL wants to know if he can get one with the body attached” tag.
The Mark Sanchez cake is nacho flavored with a queso frosting.
Best. Tags. Ever.
/mb would like to know if he could get one in the shape of Fetushead penis.
Nacho looks like he has Norv Turner’s face-skin.
Let’s just say that’s not a butter creme frosting on the Leinart cake.
/chill cake brah
Mancrush.com thinks this cake is creepishly gay and uncomfortable.
What do you call cake that doesn’t belong to you?
Reading hilarious tags on a post is like getting a free dessert at a restaurant. You’re not really expecting it, but when you get it: Simply delightful.
I also share in Robut M. Nixon’s excitement.
The Joe Namath version is rum cake.
Wait. You said “this came comes to us”. Did someone actually SEND you that cake? If so, awesome!
Still waiting for the Rex Ryan Middle Finger cake
They even added the Edward James Olmos pockmarks to his face. Nice ethinic touch!
The Jeff Garcia design is made entirely out of fruit cake.
My eyes! It’s like looking into Ray-Ray’s soul.
The Tim Tebow cake is angel food. However, it won’t perform as a dessert on this level.
The McNabb cake falls apart in the last two minutes of baking.
The Terrel Owens cake thinks it would have tasted better if it had been baked by a better pastry chef.
Jez- Just the picture unfortunately. The fiancé saw it at a bridal show last week.
Even his cake doesn’t hold up in cold weather.
Cakes made to look like real people are creepy as fuck.
The Cutler cake is salty.
The Manning cake is misshapen.
The Russell cake is just too large.
/HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN, DESSERTS?
The Welker cake is a bit too gritty for consumption.
@ Unsilent Majority – This was at a BRIDAL SHOW?
Man: “Thanks for letting me pick the cake for the wedding hun!”
Woman: “This wedding is off.” (gives him the Rex Ryan middle finger cake as a breakup gift)
I hope there is a Rex Ryan cake made with bacon and fried cheese.
Yea, TBL wants one but he wants it CREAM filled. And by ‘cream’, I mean jizz.
The Chris Cooley cake is smaller than all the other cakes we’ve seen on the internet.
The Drew Brees cake tastes delicious.
(Drew dropped it off at your office cause he knew you were having a rough week.)
The Favre cake doesn’t know if it wants to be baked or not.
I don’t even want to know what the Najeh Davenport cake is made of.
The Braylon Edwards cake is upside down on the floor.
The Steve McNair cake is scattered all over the sofa and floor.
@85 – nope – the Braylon Edwards cake gets dropped on the way to the table.
The Vince Young cake has Zoloft in it.
The Ricky Williams cake was baked for an entire year.
The Marmalard cake is full of piss and vinegar. What? Huh? What?
/cake floats off table
The Sarah Palin cake has little foreign policy experience.
The Chris Henry cake had an unfortunate accident in the back of the delivery truck.
The Emmit Smith cake is made with only the finest inconvenients.
The Alex Smith cake didn’t turn out anything like the picture on the box.
the visanthe schacone cake looks like a huge cock, amirite?
The Michael Vick cake is chocolate with chocolate chips, chocolate sauce, and chocolate icing.
Because chocolate kills dogs, see.
The Favre cake tastes really great right up to the last bite. Which is cat poo.
The Plaxico Burress cake is just a bundt cake.
Wow…The Chris Henry, McNair, Vick, and Chris Cooley ones have resulted in me trying…and failing to explain the humour to my wife when she wanted to know what was soo funny.
In order, “you see it’s funny, bc he died falling out of the back of the truck trying to assault his fiancee…ummm not funny to you, Okay… “You see it’s funny bc he was murdered by his crazy mistress” umm yeah, not good that he was cheating on his wife….ummm, “You see it’s funny bc he kills dogs…..okay “You see it’s funny bc he accidently put a picture of his penis on the web that wasn’t as big as other atheletes black penises on the……yeah, I saw the pics….what no that’s not gay……” Thanks guys
And you eat the Merriman cake when your lady tells you not to.
The Randy Moss cake is still a can of frosting and a box of cake mix. It doesn’t want to make the effort to be made.
The Reggie Bush cake doesn’t taste nearly as delicious as the Mario Williams cake.
Women don’t get humor.
/runs away from the women here
//still gets stabbed by RayRay’s cake