Addressing the Sudden Dearth of NFL/Celebrity Couples

07.28.09 8 years ago 96 Comments

Now that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have parted ways (nobody cheated!…unless they did) the NFL needs a fresh celebrity relationship worthy of tabloid attention. That’s why we at KSK have taken it upon ourselves to create our own pairings out of thin air. Just like the publicists do it!

Bill and Kate ( +/- 8 )

He’s got a thing for blond moms, and she needs a man in her life who can domineer her for a change. Bill will stick it out as long as it takes for him to stick it in, assuming of course that none of the children make eye contact with him. Ever.

Jay Cutler and Katherine Heigl

He’s mopey malcontent and her ego has been known to annoy the shit out of her coworkers. They might as well hook up, because nobody else can seem to stand their presence for extended periods of time.

Jeff Reed and Tila Tequila

He loves to party and has been known to skank it up for the cameras, and she’s exactly the same in every conceivable way. It’s science.

Submit your own dream NFL/Celeb couples in the comments.

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