Just in case he ever does get around to firing his current coach, Raiders owner Al Davis is busy assembling a list of potential successors. The interviews have already begun (I like to think that he makes Tom Cable watch), and the names are sure to bowl you over.
Two people on his interview list have been identified as former Giants coach Jim Fassel, who now coaches UFL champion Las Vegas, and former Raiders offensive coordinator Marc Trestman, the head coach of CFL champion Montreal.
Several sources, including one within the organization, believe Davis may re-interview 2009 candidates Kevin Gilbride, the Giants’ offensive coordinator, and Winston Moss, a Packers assistant head coach, if he hasn’t already.
Of course that’s just the beginning. Continue after the jump for the FULL list.
Vlad the Impaler
The late George Michael
Centenarian former Pinkerton agent
Tom Cable in a wig and dress
Jeff Van Gundy
Chan Gailey (Fuck tampering!)
Mike Shanahan’s non-union Mexican equivalent.
Jeff Dunham (racist puppets as assistant coaches)
Ron Fucking Swanson
John Goodman as Coach Harris
“The Coach” Jonathan Coachman
Douglas “Swish” Reemer
Frank Sinatra Jr.
The list might look a bit long, but remember, Count Al’s interviews only last about 90 seconds each.
So who is your pick to coach the Silver and Black?