My last post with Matt Schaub as a kangaroo got a good response, so I decided to take things one step further. I don’t know if anyone has ever asked what every QB could look like as their team name, but I decided to answer that very question. Because reasons.
Things started off easy enough. Most of the teams are just animals.
But after the animals end, things start to get a little harder. It’s not too bad, many of the remaining mascots are human in nature.
Then things started getting really abstract.
Now I know why no one ever asked that question.
Edit: Apparently Cutler & Locker didn’t load, so here is Jay Cutler and Jake Locker